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Wow, this baby name
book is really great.

2
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Oh, here's a pretty one: Clitorissa.

3
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That's "Clarissa".

4
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Oh, well, that's just gross.

5
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Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
Grace, that's for you.

6
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Oh, my God. It's the Bugaboo
Gecko Suspension Stroller.

7
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It's a knock-off. I got it
from the evidence locker.

8
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But don't touch the inside.

9
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I still got to dust it for prints
and scrape it for a blood match.

10
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Thanks, Vince...

11
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It's the first gift I've ever received
that was part of a crime scene.

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Second. Anyway. We're done here, right?

13
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Because I'm meeting my sister Ginny
for lunch, and I'm running late.

14
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Did you-- Did you
just say sister?

15
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Yeah. I have lunch
with Gin every Thursday.

16
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What's the big?

17
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Maybe the fact that you have never
mentioned that you have a sister?

18
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Yeah, I think I have, Grace.

19
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What do you think I'm talking about
when I say, "Boy, do I love Gin"?

20
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Or, "I can't get through
the day without Gin."

21
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Or, "That Gin gave me such
a headache last night."

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I couldn't have been more clear. Sheesh.

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Next thing you know, you'll
tell me you've never heard me

24
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mention my brother-in-law,
Johnny Walker.

25
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Hey, look, I didn't want to say
anything in front of Jack and Karen, but,

26
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I know what I'm going to
name the baby... George.

27
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After my dad?

28
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No, after the curious monkey.
And by that I mean our President.

29
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Your dad... He meant
a lot to both of us,

30
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and I just thought it would be
really nice if we honored him.

31
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Wow. I am so
touched, but--

32
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Are you sure you're comfortable doing
that when you haven't even told Leo yet?

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Yes. Look. I dont even know how
Leo is going to fit in the picture.

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I mean, Lord knows I've tried
to get in touch with him.

35
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He's getting married. So,
essentially, it's just you and me.

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And I want us to name him George.

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Thank you. I love that.

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Uh, what if it's a girl?
Oh, I guess Boy George.

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Ah, Smitty.... I think
I'll have a martini.

40
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I'm meeting my sister for lunch today.

41
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I had a sister. But
when the tornado came,

42
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we'd already boarded up the cellar door.

43
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She hung on to the pick-up
as long as she could...

44
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We found her top of the school.

45
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Oh... Anyway... Ginny had an
accident when we were children.

46
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I mean, nothing funny
like your family, but...

47
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You know, some people could have
gotten very bitter, but... not Gin.

48
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No. She's a brave gal. Just
soldiers on as if nothing happened.

49
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Stop staring at me! What
are you all looking at?!

50
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The freak whose left leg is three-eights
of an inch shorter than the right?

51
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Gin, please, if they were
looking at anyone, it was me.

52
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My boob popped out just
before you got here.

53
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Apparently, it stayed
out for quite some time.

54
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I only realized it when Smitty
lifted it to get his tip.

55
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At least your boob doesn't
to wear an orthotic.

56
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Well, uh... Listen, Gin.

57
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You know how I've been supporting
you for all these years?

58
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If you can call three hundred
thousand dollars a month support.

59
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For the sake of argument,
let's say we can.

60
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Now that Stanley and I
are getting a divorce,

61
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I'm afraid that I won't be able
to send you those checks anymore.

62
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I'm sorry. Say that again.

63
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I didn't hear you because one of
my legs is shorter than the other.

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You're such a pessimist, Gin.

65
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Why not say, "One of my
legs is freakishly long"?

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Karen, If you think
you're going to cut me off,

67
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think again, since we both
know how I ended up like this.

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It was an accident!

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- Was it?
- Gin, Please!

70
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Stop begging.

71
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No, I was ordering. Gin, Please!

72
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Please, you have to forgive
me. I have no other choice.

73
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The question is can you forgive
yourself for casting me out

74
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after leaving me so hideously deformed?

75
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Unable to dance... To skip... To read.

76
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Why can't you read?

77
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Eh, I don't want to.

78
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Okay, ready? One, two, three.

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Surprise.

80
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Wow. An empty room.

81
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Is the surprise that you're
just not good at surprises?

82
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Remember that stroller I
got from that drug gang?

83
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Turns out this is where
they had their meth lab.

84
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Wow. This has been a fascinating
edition of "NYPD Cribs"....

85
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Why are we here?

86
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Because I want us to live together.

87
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Why are you such a bitch all the time?

88
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You want to move in together?

89
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Yeah, I want us to buy
this place together.

90
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I can get it for a great deal. Yeah.

91
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It's got three bedrooms, a back yard.

92
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Look. Right now
they're using it for--

93
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Just don't look in the
back yard right now.

94
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So what do you say?

95
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I say nothing would make me happier

96
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than to turn this humble
little drug den into our home.

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I love you, Will.

98
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I love you.

99
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- Is that a basement?
- Yeah, don't go down there.

100
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Wow. You really went all out
for Jack's premiere party.

101
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I love that you put the
posters up of "The Badge."

102
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Wait. Does that say "The Vadge"?

103
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Yeah... That's the last time that I place
an order with Kinko's over the phone.

104
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You know, maybe I should have said "B
as in Boy" instead of "B as in Bagina".

105
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Yeah. It's unfortunate
that the show's tagline is,

106
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"Go deep inside a hidden
world that few dare to enter."

107
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Oh, my God, you guys. You're
never gonna guess who's here.

108
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Me!

109
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I heard rumors that I wasn't
going to show, but I'm really here.

110
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Thanks for my party,
Karen, I really love it.

111
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Oh, honey, it was my
pleasure. And it was easy.

112
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You know, I didn't even have
to invite any of your friends,

113
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because they were already coming.

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- Say hello, boys.
- Hi, Jack.

115
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Hey, Dalton. Hey, Mario. Thanks
for coming to my big opening.

116
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Did that sound wierd?

117
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Thanks for making my opening so big.

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DALTON: We wouldn't miss it, Jack.

119
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MARIO: We're so proud of you.

120
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I can't believe that
puffy queen got a TV show.

121
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I thought they cancelled "Fat Actress."

122
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You tell Grace the good news.

123
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I gotta go tell Jack something
that happened at work today

124
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that'll make a great episode
on "The Badge". Check it out.

125
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We actually had a stake
out at a steak house.

126
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Come on, you can't make that crap up.

127
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What's the news?

128
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Vince and I found a place.

129
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It is a beautiful brownstone in
Harlem... and we're going to buy it!

130
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- Oh, my God. R-Really?
- Yeah, it's perfect.

131
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It's even got one of those ironing
boards that fold down from the wall.

132
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Oh... A gay white man ironing
in his Harlem brownstone.

133
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I can't wait for the
neighbors to drop by.

134
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You know, to beat the piss out of me.

135
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So, you're moving.

136
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Grace. We're all moving.

137
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I figured the third floor would
be just for you and the baby.

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Really?

139
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Oh, my God. This is so exciting.

140
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Hello, everyone. What are
you all staring at? Me?

141
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Because I'm hideous? Well, all
right. Let's get it out in the open.

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I've got a bum leg
and I'm Karen's sister.

143
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Uh, Gin. What a surprise.
What are you doing here?

144
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Didn't I tell you? I'm moving in.

145
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Since you refuse to continue
with my meager monthly payments,

146
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this is all I can afford.
Now. Let's talk about ramps.

147
00:09:03,935 --> 00:09:05,388
What's she bitchin' about?

148
00:09:05,388 --> 00:09:07,280
I got an uncle who lost a
forehead in a towing accident.

149
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,453
He's gotta wear a special
hat to keep his brains in.

150
00:09:09,453 --> 00:09:11,662
Gosh, Gin, I'm not sure
about you moving in.

151
00:09:11,662 --> 00:09:14,873
It might make Rosie
feel very uncomfortable.

152
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She prides herself on being the
toughest thing to look at around here.

153
00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,371
Do you hear that, everyone?

154
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My own sister is throwing
me out on the street.

155
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And after what she did to me.

156
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Gin, please!

157
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Thanks. Gin, please!

158
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What? Are you afraid everyone will
find out how you destroyed my life?

159
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It was a crisp, fall day.

160
00:09:37,135 --> 00:09:40,838
The country was still in shock over
the assasination of the President.

161
00:09:40,838 --> 00:09:44,231
Okay, I'm 90% sure she's talking
about Kennedy or Garfield.

162
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Father had just brought home
a new game called croquet.

163
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Could be Garfield.

164
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Could be Lincoln.

165
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But Karen wanted to play Twister.

166
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Kennedy.

167
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Yes, I wanted to play
Twister. And I'm so sorry.

168
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If there was any way I
could take it back, I would.

169
00:10:01,544 --> 00:10:03,596
I mean, I'd still want to
play. It's such a fun game.

170
00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:07,264
But I would play on a smooth
surface, as recommended on the box.

171
00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:12,136
Where exactly did you play?

172
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,984
The rickety old saw mill
that juts out over the falls.

173
00:10:17,797 --> 00:10:19,036
Tell them, Karen.

174
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:22,925
Tell them what happened when
you called, "Right foot, red."

175
00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:29,123
They all know! You leap, you
stretch, you balance, you twist.

176
00:10:30,187 --> 00:10:32,765
You try it once, you'll get the gist.

177
00:10:33,515 --> 00:10:35,615
But I didn't get the gist, did I?

178
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:41,683
No. You fell. Through
a rotted floor board.

179
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:47,611
And broke my ankle. It healed
badly and I never danced again.

180
00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:49,859
You danced?

181
00:10:49,859 --> 00:10:52,262
You bet your fat, pregnant ass I danced.

182
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,322
Okay, now I see the family resemblance.

183
00:10:56,665 --> 00:10:58,538
I tell you, my oldest
sister's a nut, too.

184
00:10:58,538 --> 00:11:01,193
If she ever asks, we don't have
that third bedroom upstairs.

185
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,637
Well, we don't. That
bedroom's for Grace.

186
00:11:03,637 --> 00:11:06,603
Oh, yeah. Well, of course. When
she visits she can stay over.

187
00:11:06,603 --> 00:11:10,664
Vince, Grace is going to be
living with us. With the baby.

188
00:11:10,664 --> 00:11:13,448
What are you talking
about? When did this happen?

189
00:11:13,448 --> 00:11:15,263
Well, where did you
think they were gonna be?

190
00:11:15,263 --> 00:11:18,352
I don't know. I didn't think
it was going to be in our home.

191
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,665
I made a commitment
to her. You know that.

192
00:11:20,665 --> 00:11:23,292
Yeah, but I didn't think you
committed us to living with her.

193
00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:26,125
Well, how else am I going
to raise the baby with her?

194
00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,701
I just assumed you were okay with this.

195
00:11:28,701 --> 00:11:30,480
I'm not sure I am.

196
00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:33,837
Okay everybody. The show's
about to start, alright.

197
00:11:33,837 --> 00:11:37,166
And remember you guys,
one day, this could be you.

198
00:11:38,605 --> 00:11:44,641
But it's not today. So keep clearing.

199
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,001
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Tonight on "The Badge"...

200
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,404
"JACK": Okay, scumbag. This is the
end of the road, and you're out of gas.

201
00:11:54,404 --> 00:11:57,652
I'm Chuck Rafferty. And this
is the last stop on this train.

202
00:11:57,652 --> 00:12:01,212
Check the overhead bins
before I punch your ticket.

203
00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:06,791
Oh, my God. That's not my
voice. I've been dubbed!

204
00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:09,779
Why would anybody dub my voice?!

205
00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:21,433
I thought I might find you
here. What happened to the door?

206
00:12:21,654 --> 00:12:24,449
I'm a detective. I picked the lock.

207
00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:26,138
It's in two pieces.

208
00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:28,077
Yeah, I can't pick locks.

209
00:12:29,314 --> 00:12:32,653
I missed work the day they showed
us because my skin was really dry.

210
00:12:33,278 --> 00:12:36,907
Look, I know I sprung the whole Grace
thing on you, but we can work this out.

211
00:12:36,907 --> 00:12:40,016
How, Will? You've committed
to raising a baby with her.

212
00:12:40,016 --> 00:12:41,252
How is this gonna work out?

213
00:12:41,252 --> 00:12:44,415
I know it's an odd situation, but
I'm-- I'm good with odd situations.

214
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,352
Like in high school, when
all the guys were talking

215
00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:48,290
about what they'd like
to do to Cheryl Tiegs.

216
00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,353
I said, "Braid her hair
wet, make her sleep on it,

217
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,417
and use a volumizer in the morning.

218
00:12:53,810 --> 00:12:58,535
Then nail her." See. If I can make
that work, I can make this work.

219
00:12:59,514 --> 00:13:03,857
Will. I'm an old-fashioned homosexual.

220
00:13:04,453 --> 00:13:09,154
Okay? To me, family is two
guys, some mid-century furniture,

221
00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:11,610
and a baby that doesn't
look like either one of us.

222
00:13:13,312 --> 00:13:16,724
We can have all that. We can have both.

223
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:20,452
No, we can't. What if our
life takes us somewhere else?

224
00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:23,654
Will, what if we have to move
to Seattle because of my eczema?

225
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,827
How bad is your skin?

226
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,373
You know what I'm saying.

227
00:13:32,764 --> 00:13:36,578
Well, I guess we wouldn't go.
I mean, how-- how could we?

228
00:13:36,578 --> 00:13:39,422
I'm basically going to be this
baby's father. Grace needs me.

229
00:13:39,422 --> 00:13:43,239
I need you. When are you going to
stop playing house with this woman?

230
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,327
That is not what I'm doing.

231
00:13:44,327 --> 00:13:47,077
When are you going to be happy
living a life with just me?

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Are you asking me to choose?

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I'm afraid to, Will, because...
I think I already know the answer.

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Sit down, Gin.

235
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I need to talk to you
about your accident.

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00:14:05,353 --> 00:14:08,202
Karen. You know I don't
like to talk about that.

237
00:14:09,613 --> 00:14:14,637
I know, honey. But this is
important. It wasn't an accident.

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I loosened that floor board
underneath the Twister game...

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because I was jealous of you.
You were always daddy's favorite.

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He never even noticed me.

241
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He was always taking you to
dance lessons and singing lessons.

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I had to stay home with Mom
and learn how to bartend.

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Oh, Gin. Can you ever forgive
me for what I did to you?

244
00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:45,809
I can... because I also
have a confession to make.

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You didn't cause my accident. Karen...

246
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I didn't fall on "right foot,
red." I fell on "left hand, green."

247
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- What?
- That's right.

248
00:15:04,811 --> 00:15:08,224
I loosened that floor
board so you'd fall through.

249
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I just got so caught up
in the game, I forgot.

250
00:15:11,974 --> 00:15:14,985
Oh. It's easy to get caught up.

251
00:15:14,985 --> 00:15:17,626
You spin the spinner and call your spot.

252
00:15:19,046 --> 00:15:21,937
Twister will tie you up in a knot.

253
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:27,572
And it's the perfect way to
get rid of the sister that...

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I was always jealous of.
You were always popular,

255
00:15:32,789 --> 00:15:37,173
and easy going, and
all the boys loved you.

256
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:40,282
Well, honey, if they did
like me more than you,

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00:15:40,282 --> 00:15:43,252
it was only because I
was kind and I listened,

258
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and I let them bang me under the
bleachers while their friends watched.

259
00:15:52,132 --> 00:15:54,643
See, I always freeze up in a crowd.

260
00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:01,017
So, all these years, we
both felt bad for nothing.

261
00:16:01,017 --> 00:16:04,080
And now we can be closer than ever.

262
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,986
Aw, I'd like that.

263
00:16:08,817 --> 00:16:10,730
Will? Will?!

264
00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:12,568
What? What is it? Are you okay?

265
00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:14,207
You're never going to
believe what just happened.

266
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,161
I was on my way home
from Dunkin' Donuts,

267
00:16:16,161 --> 00:16:18,632
and I stopped into McDonald's
because I was starving.

268
00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:21,583
- And then I ran into...
- A Jenny Craig?

269
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The guy who was Leo's best
man at our wedding. Remember?

270
00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,167
You said he was going
to come out in two years.

271
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,680
You were wrong, he went
home with Jack that night.

272
00:16:31,271 --> 00:16:36,400
Anyway, he told that Leo called
off his engagement with Kate.

273
00:16:37,846 --> 00:16:41,990
No, "huh". Great!

274
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:47,159
Now-- Now he's single,
and I know how to find him.

275
00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:49,836
What-- What, so have
you called him yet?

276
00:16:49,836 --> 00:16:51,806
Oh, no, no, no. I
don't want to call him.

277
00:16:51,806 --> 00:16:53,252
I mean, at this point,
I don't think that

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00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:55,242
this is something that I want
to explain over the phone.

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00:16:55,242 --> 00:16:59,898
So, I'm just going to get
on the first flight to Rome.

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Rome?

281
00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:03,776
Oh, yeah, huh. Hello.
That's where he's living now.

282
00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:07,522
He got some sort of research
job at a hospital there.

283
00:17:07,522 --> 00:17:11,189
Wait, wait, wait. You're going to
Rome? Is it even safe for you to fly?

284
00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:14,251
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm good for--
I've got a few more weeks.

285
00:17:14,251 --> 00:17:15,932
Well, you're not going
to be there for weeks.

286
00:17:15,932 --> 00:17:18,276
- Probably not.
- "Probably" not?

287
00:17:18,276 --> 00:17:21,879
Well, I guess it, uh, depends
on how it goes with Leo.

288
00:17:23,097 --> 00:17:27,356
Wait. So, you find out
Leo cancelled his wedding,

289
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:29,551
and you're on a plane
to Rome within minutes?

290
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:32,612
And you may be there for a while.
Is that what you're telling me?

291
00:17:32,612 --> 00:17:36,934
I know it sounds crazy. But I know
that he is still in love with me.

292
00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:39,775
Why else would he have called
off his wedding? I gotta go.

293
00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:40,974
I've got to find out for sure.

294
00:17:40,974 --> 00:17:43,526
Beyond that, I don't-- I don't
know what's going to happen.

295
00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:45,340
Well, uh... How 'bout this?

296
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:48,207
You go tell Leo that you're pregnant,
then you fly back to New York,

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00:17:48,207 --> 00:17:51,413
where we raise this baby
together. Like we planned.

298
00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:57,354
What are you doing? Why are--
Why are you being like this?

299
00:17:57,354 --> 00:18:00,416
Wh-- I'm just trying to
catch up, because suddenly,

300
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:03,214
you're living in Rome
with Leo and our baby.

301
00:18:03,678 --> 00:18:04,755
Our baby?

302
00:18:04,755 --> 00:18:07,694
Well. Yeah. The one you're
naming after my father.

303
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:10,958
Remember? Isn't that the way you
told me to think about this child?

304
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,788
I-- I know I have but,
I mean, it's just--

305
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:17,929
I know, it's just that Leo, the guy
who cheated you, is suddenly available,

306
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:21,459
and you're gonna go running after
him like some pathetic school girl!

307
00:18:21,459 --> 00:18:24,959
Do you have any idea what I have
sacrificed for you and this baby?!

308
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:27,119
Sacrificed? What? What do you mean?

309
00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:28,804
I just broke up with Vince!

310
00:18:28,804 --> 00:18:33,840
What?! Oh, my God, why?

311
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,008
Because I wouldn't put him
before my commitment to you.

312
00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:40,118
It was the hardest thing I've
ever done, but I did it. For you!

313
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,039
Well, who asked you to?

314
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,134
Excuse me?

315
00:18:43,134 --> 00:18:48,947
Will. Don't we-- Don't we
want each other to be happy?

316
00:18:48,947 --> 00:18:52,657
I mean, if Vince makes you happy,
you never should have left him.

317
00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:55,056
And if I have a possibility
of being happy with Leo,

318
00:18:55,056 --> 00:18:57,105
you should want that for me,
instead of making me feel guilty

319
00:18:57,105 --> 00:19:01,313
about wanting a relationship
with the real father of my child.

320
00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:03,450
Well, tell me this, Grace...

321
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:08,377
If Leo cancelled his wedding
for you, why hasn't he called?

322
00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:14,120
I can not believe you are
doing this to me again!

323
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,510
We're going to have a baby together, then
Leo shows up, and I'm out of the picture.

324
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:20,447
You know what? An hour
ago, I put you first.

325
00:19:20,447 --> 00:19:23,372
Why was I stupid enough to think that
you would ever do the same for me?!

326
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:25,511
Will, I am not choosing
between the two of you.

327
00:19:25,511 --> 00:19:26,920
Look. Okay, okay. Listen.

328
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,057
We just need to breathe and
just calm down here, okay?

329
00:19:30,057 --> 00:19:34,525
Nothing has even happened. Let's
just...let's just start over, okay?

330
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:37,823
Okay. Answer me this.

331
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:45,573
If you're Rome, raising this
baby with Leo... Where am I?

332
00:19:50,035 --> 00:19:52,001
I don't know.